Current goal: To learn how to juggle five things at once.

Week #3 (Novel): Day 5 update

A few times times this week I’ve run into friends who’ve commented, “Shouldn’t you be writing?” I can’t tell whether it’s sarcastic because all of my friends are comedians.

This goal seems more feasible now than when I chose it, and I’m trying to make it my first success. Thursday is over and I’ve only written 1,930 words, but I’m picking up speed as I go, and I’m planning to dedicate Friday and Saturday almost exclusively to writing.

The character I’m writing as is either a slightly weirder version of myself, or a version of myself that’s no more weird, but is more willing to discuss the ways in which he’s weird. I’m still planning to post the full novel when it’s ready.

I haven’t decided yet what I’m doing next week. A few things people have sent in:

  • Get a personal thank-you note from a millionaire
  • Sit through an entire high school class without being kicked out
  • Kiss a B-list or higher celebrity
  • Get on a national news show
  • Catch some type of wildlife without professional assistance
  • Do 5,000 pushups in one week